The NFL: Where Redundancy Happens

Dear [name redacted]

Thank you for submitting an application for the National Football League's Junior Rotational Program through our Career Center. We received over 1,000 applications for this program and our screening team reviewed all submissions. Unfortunately, our hiring needs force us to make some difficult decisions and we will not be interviewing you for this position. For future employment opportunities, please continue to check our NFL Career Center, which is accessible at  

Thank you for your interest in the National Football League and our Junior Rotational Program. 

National Football League

Really? How difficult is it to sign off in a letter to someone to whom you will never write again? They could have said something about staying 100 yards away from now on and it would have ended the letter better than just repeating their opening line.